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Too Bad So Sad

by Joey Division

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1.
Oh Well 03:33
You awake? I know it's late, but I've been shaken How was your break? Mine was great and godforsaken Alive another day, write another nightmarescape You never could relate 'Cause I'm the King of Outer Space and I'm sick of being mistaken LOL You're not even good enough for hell Oh well Go and write a song about your selfish self Toss another baby in the well Oh well You're not even good enough for hell Did you sink? I know it's bleak, but I've been dreaming Fell in the drink? You might have missed it due to blinking Wow! All these tragedies are hilariously mean Depends, who's speaking please? It's just a shame you'll never get me or this HDPTSD LOL You're not even good enough for hell Oh well This time you're divided by your selfish self Lost the words for vanquishing the spell? Oh well You're not even good enough for hell Beaten by he with two hockey sticks Penalty box for checking This is my work and it's never done So open the earth, 'cause here comes the sun Oh, forget it LOL You're not even good enough for hell Oh well Really want the job, then sell your selfish self They won't even buy your soul on sale Oh well P.S. You're not good enough for hell
2.
Let me be clear before we begin I'm sitting on a ton of ammunition And I don't wanna have to say this again You're the lizard in this inquisition Was it a dream, or were you really stealing something? You only needed, like a thousand yards of nothing No, you can't visit 'cause there's nobody home There's two unlisted numbers though on this burner phone So take your pick, revenge or medicine? Slice it how you like But isn't that the story you've been painting with a knife For half your life? Cross your heart and hope you die tonight Isn't that the story of your life? I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit Upon the slitted sheet I sit They never hear you when you're slithering in You gotta hiss to let the sunshine in Eye contact damage You have earned your evil glances You only wasted, like a million second chances You're gonna see me next time both eyes are closed I got more encrypted numbers left in this book of notes As this sick sick sickness takes a hold of me Like to see you try Boy, isn't that the story you've been painting with a knife For half your life? Dot your i's and cross your t's just right You just brought a pen to this gunfight Is that not the story of your life?
3.
Break Point 03:28
Hey! You in this menacing game of tennis? Have you been witnessing this endless death? Hey! You with it? Are you a cynic? Ever feel like you're a visitor from Planet X? Hey! Remember to write your will 'Cause something bad could like, maybe happen Say, Saturday or something Hey! Don't sweat If you don't want the world to get it Accept, don't regret it Burn the whole place down So they rezoned your childhood home? Go bulldoze it on your own I got people to see, and they got places to go Out with the old So I got more stoned than you've ever known And I started a cult, then I joined it alone I got people to meet, and they got houses to show Turn up the cold Out with the old Hey! Are you a contender or pretender? Repeat offender you just met the net Hey! I get it, you lost the set and jetted At best you're a well tested silhouette Hey! You're gutted, somebody get a medic No longer resting till demands are met Hey! You're wretched, they won't let you forget it At least you're the best at burning bridges yet So you're alone in the Twilight Zone? Start a fire to match your own You got people to meet, then oh the places you'll go! Out with the old Hey! I got way droned and you never phoned So I started a gang and I went in alone I got people to beat and they got someone to stone Turn up the cold Out with the old Out with the old Out with the old Out with the old
4.
SMG 03:29
Just how much pain can you take? And how many hearts can you break? You cast a curse, and I got the part There's no point in framing this art How many times can you wake? And how many snakes have you raked? I found the cure and then blew it apart So what did you ruin for art? Smoke two packs a day? You're just wasting my time Go find a new hobby to start Got diseased killer bees kept up each of my sleeves And bleed sensory overload art How many bones did you break? And how many stitches it take? I cut a deal and then threw in my heart So what did you part with for art? How many men can't you save? And how many sheep have you shaved? You'll get what's coming You're gonna feel smart So what will you destroy for art? I think it's just great that you thought you could skate But trust me, you're gonna see stars At your resting place waits this ace basketcase So what did you trade for your art?
5.
Sir Acrostic 03:56
Just blink twice if there's something that you can't tell me You seem nice, so I should fly before you bat an eye Otherwise, you'll just be the next one to get iced And I like you too much to try Don't wanna prove to you I'm right You're half a blink away from a monsterous mistake The heartless ones are numb So what else did you think would happen? My stomach turned today when you did your little play Wow! You must think I'm dumb You almost got this vampire in the sun Don't think twice On repeat and never leaving Paralyzed I didn't even mean to meet your eyes Hypnotized You're never gonna see through my disguise And I like you too much to pry Just might be more than meets the eye You're just one klick away from disasterous earthquakes And I know that sounds like fun But what else do you think could happen? The butterflies I raise start massive tidal waves that cannot be undone You almost got this vampire in the sun You're just a kiss away from a critical heartbreak in front of everyone What else do you think would happen? And I can give you this, but I'd rather be missed Look out your window and I'll be gone You almost got this vampire in the sun
6.
Broken Gauge 03:58
This hell on earth is turning hyperbolas inside of my skull It penetrates the sorrow that I bleed Am I still bleeding? Now I haunt the apparitions and make exquisite decisions I'm responsible for something truly ugly I am nothing Can you feel the danger looming? 'Cause I'm on my way And if it can end in ruin, I will find a way I was lost until I found the depths of outer space Now you're never gonna read this broken gauge So you can light the fire, cause I'm on my way When your lips start turning purple, then I did okay And man if you're unhappy with me now, just wait I got a special gift for those who broke the gauge I made the earth collapse and took relief in all the sinking I'm never looking back Sadly, catastrophes are fleeting All wrong, I wrote the song Just sing along to meet the meaning I got my vision back and let the daggers break my glasses So start filling out the name tag, cause I'm on my way And I know I'm uninvited, but I'll find a way If you need a minor nudge, it's in an ocean grave But you're never gonna read this broken gauge My eyes are static, head-on traffic, and I'm on my way And if it looks like I died trying, then I did okay This is my fate This is the rusty bed of nails I made Now I pace and wait for those who broke the gauge There's no more gauge in my brain I don't believe in yesterday I get the final say And these sentences can't be lifted There's no more gauge in my brain In my place; I lay in wait I get the final say And these sentences can't be lifted There's no more gauge in my brain Just a slate of ugly names I get the final say And these sentences can't be lifted
7.
Battleship 03:07
I dusted off the sun bleached rectangular box that you once thought so much of I set it up This competition is tough, but you're the one who sees my thoughts I don't explain You've gotta tell and it's lame, and I'm the rain that keeps adding up Never enough, I'm never gonna let up I'm sneaking up to fix another game I only let you think you won I thought it best for everyone I smirked when you red pegged C-4 Before I flipped the board I took a dive, I took a dive Hey! Now you're on the other side And you don't get to ask me why I took a dive, I took a dive I took a dive, I took a dive I'll take a hamburger and fries I'll take another loss in stride I took a dive Now dive, dive, dive, dive for me You didn't know exactly where I would go even though I telegraphed it I gotta laugh, and a strike anywhere match Oh, the catch is adorable You better pray when you're alone in my maze The wind just raised to a howling downpour And now the floor is beneath you no more Behold the gore the sea just washed away I'll show you how to do a trick You'll never lose at battleship Just look them dead between the eyes and say My sub is on F5 I took a dive, I took a dive You won an agonizing prize I got a submarine to drive I took a dive, I took a dive I took a dive, I took a dive This artifice, i.e. device, is set to hollow out your eyes I took a dive Now dive, dive, dive, dive for me Hey! Dive, dive, dive, dive for me Dive for me
8.
I stole the blueprints that I needed for the ark I'm building Are you coming? Have you noticed the deluge alluding? It's been sleeting every evening, storming every morn It's not like you weren't warned But I'm the grocer with oceans in store Five thousand four hundred and seventy eight days The sky's been graying in an unusual way You could never navigate the havoc I sustain Five thousand four hundred seventy eight days of rain There's no room in this shelter, only cats and dogs Are you hurt? Are you worthy? Are you a human log? Are you an angel ensconced in a velvet smog? Oh, you're the underdog? Try singing in the throat of a frog For five thousand four hundred seventy eight days Can't hold a candle to the levees I have raised How will you pass the time once you pass away? Five thousand four hundred seventy eight days of rain You and I were Frankensteins feasting on each other's minds I'd kill to have you here with me and hug me till I cannot breathe But you can't stop the whirl, and I can't save a squirrel Welcome to my grave new water world Five thousand four hundred and seventy eight days And still can't fathom the decision that you made Fifteen years of waiting now for you to say my name Five thousand four hundred seventy nine days of rain
9.
Oh, you're lucky I envy you This guy is byzantine Might you be seasick foam green too? Like John Hurt and torture? Fighting for the final pumpkin in a patch of daffodils Can you take the bruises and all the blood that's spilled? I love nothing I don't believe in anything Just nothing That's all I need is nothing I hug nothing I really don't want anything Just nothing And I know nothing loves me Do you have eyes my color too? Like oceans vortexing? Is there light in your forest, dude? Or is it past midnight? Struggling to fight the fire Died running a yellow light It's tragic and ironic Can't paint to save my life But I love nothing I don't believe in anything Just nothing That's all I need is nothing I hug nothing I really don't want anything Just nothing And I know nothing loves me If you think you're bright, then come and take my knight You ready for a fight? 'Cause from a store of oranges I can lift a lemon and a lime Blueberries and violets, screaming! You're the side that's white And I'm just fright night, right? These ruby slippers might Just explode the sun and carry killer bees that sick on sight It's evergreen But nothing's ever what it seems Guess you showed me Let the choir sing I love nothing I don't believe in anything Just nothing That's all I need is nothing I hug nothing I really don't want anything Just nothing And I know nothing loves me
10.
Overboard 04:27
You fell in slime It's time to dry those kaleidoscope eyes And tease the guy who's got checkers to eat Synchronize, see the carpenter and meet the spy to beat Ever wonder what it all means? Are you sleeping? Are you cataleptic, Annie? Is your life like death, but your dreams snow confetti? If you had amnesia, bet you wouldn't know Anti-Immaculata? Did you miss the boat? Is this synesthesia, or your Stockholm chateau? Are you overboard or under the rainbow? So here's the line You're a fly in this spider's web of lies Who seized the human being you used to be Mesmerized, it seems like these old clothes aren't fitting right You're fleeced, my beautiful buh, buh, black sheep Are you weeping? Haven't you been sweeping, Annie? Doctor Death said it best through the teeth of Pee Wee If you had amnesia, would you want to know? What if you were happy instead of miserable? Shipwreck with the synthoids, or there's no place like home? Are you overboard or under the rainbow? This limousine sparks wisps of memories But it's clear that you don't belong here Back in your bed, you still feel dead, stuck in your head What the butler said Memories creeping? Feeling epiphanic, Annie? Is this necklace just macaroni, or magic? If you lost amnesia, do you think you'd grow? Would you trade your riches for the wonders of the world? Is it, Chromesthesia? You may never know Are you overboard or under the rainbow?

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For Colonel Potter.

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released July 1, 2020

Music, Lyrics, and Production by Joey Division

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Teen Creature
youtu.be/9n3yq-xYxRc

Oh Well youtu.be/0_tng0NH9Dw

Broken Gauge youtu.be/XORi9aRxVN8

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